Hello! I’ll give you some information about me here. That seems only fair in the ‘About’ section, right? (About me: I am very fair.)

I’m a writer and consultant now, but that wasn’t always the case. I have a background in media, sales, stand-up and comedy writing. A rich and varied history informs the work I do today. (About me: I am very experienced, sophisticated and urbane.)

More information about me is available on request. (About me: I am open, responsive and communicative.)

I've also launched a new venture – On-Tap Marketing – which is about bringing my experience to local businesses. Fixed-price, no-commitment marketing support for people who just want their thing done well, hopefully with minimal faff (About me: I have a no-nonsense approach to faff.)

So you think you know me now? That’s what you think? Ha! I am mysterious and contain multitudes. (About me: I am mysterious and contain multitudes.)

Anyway, never mind me. Get in touch and tell me what I can do for you.